I started dating this new woman.
Don't you have two other girlfriends already?
Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
Don't you have two other girlfriends already?
Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
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-Hey, I talked to this girl last night and she sent me a few softs!
-Damnnn bro she must be really into you!
-Damnnn bro she must be really into you!
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