An old man above the age of 120 that works at tesco and goes by the name of Ben. No matter his actual age he will always be 120, he is the definition of old no matter how triggered he gets about it. They're always fulltime single dads, proud owner of 24 pairs of crocs, he thinks all feminists are evil.
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