The term "Massa Jesse" was a term used every night in my bedroom; Jesse is this character in a 1800's slave story with mulitple slaves. Jesse then realized the slave were no longer needed so he set them free, but saw something special in one of the slaves: she felt the same way. They got married and and had kids. The slave knew he never wanted slaves because because when they would run away he would never force them to come back or beat them. This term is often used in the black female and white male relationships to steam up sex with each other.
Him: *pounding her*
Her: *moaning*
Him: You like that, take this massa dick
Him: good girl, you want massa jesse to cum in that pussy
Her: yes massa jesse
Her: *moaning*
Him: You like that, take this massa dick
Him: good girl, you want massa jesse to cum in that pussy
Her: yes massa jesse
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Tired and sore after getting out of work around 5am.
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.
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See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.
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