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by bruhskiithe1st April 17, 2021
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Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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roof monkey

People that get enjoyment from running around on roof's of houses, or other large dangerous objects.
Katie and I were playing on my roof last week when my grandpa drove by and told my mom that we were a couple of roof monkeys.
by Sloans_beautiful_girl December 15, 2007
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Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.
youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!
by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009
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Indonesian Monkey Coins

A currency accepted in NAHR an underground poker league, found in Atlantis.
Holy SHit! how many Indonesian Monkey Coins do you have?!
by Mr. Crazypants August 4, 2009
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brothel monkey

A person who regularly frequents brothels and is well known by the people who work there, so much so he/she has a "usual".
Whore 1: You see that guy, he's such a brothel monkey
Whore 2: I know! But he's pays well, he's single-handledy putting my kids through college
by Mashypoo August 28, 2009
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Keg Monkeys

A large group of huge black guys, uninvited to your party, who rush for the keg, hog it, and finish it off in record time.

Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
by angryhousepartyhost November 9, 2009
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