Incomplete Fragrance Masking

Incomplete fragrance masking (IFM): The failed attempt at using a perceived better smelling fragrance to hide a less desirable odor.

For example, the girl sitting next to me in the computer lab used a bean burrito to hide the pungent smell of her perfume. I think that was her intent anyway. You just can't tell with Incomplete Fragrance Masking.

by Beefychunks November 6, 2009

Brown Hockey Mask

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus

John: I totally got sharon to do a brown hockey mask with me

by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.

Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.

by jimmy tard January 30, 2014

Bane's Mask

Farting into a cupped hand then holding it over a girls nose and mouth.

My girlfriend was bitchin so I gave her Bane's Mask.

by Monkeyfartcheese December 10, 2015

man in the iron mask

A) Said of a relatively little known person born into unfavorable social circumstances who is one day destined to become great.

B) the exact opposite of definition a, a person born into prosperity and wealth who is destined to be delegared to the dustbin of history.

While Marco Rubio or Ben Carson fit definition a) of man in the iron mask, Jeb Bush would sure fit definition b), only because the USA was NOT designed to be a nepotistic monarchy, but a democracy.

by Sexydimma November 10, 2015

chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.

Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.

by jmgmh June 12, 2016