Spartan Mask

When a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes and on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan mask

“Oi Mate, I just spartan masked Ashely when she fell asleep. She had no idea.”

by Reuben, The King of the South April 27, 2020

moral masturbation

the self-indulgent display of morality

Don't make a public speech scolding her for wearing a Pocahontas Halloween costume. We don't want to hear your moral masturbation.

by BWS_92082 June 25, 2020

Bugle Master

A drug lord, typically one that mostly deals with cocaine

“ You know that wanker Diaz, The Bugle Master. He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.”
-Kent Paul, GTA Vice City

by Jahamez January 12, 2021

Chase masker shit

The phrase when you can no longer hold it in and you just fucking run to the toilet. No time to waste you gotta go. This is the ultimate meanest shit of your life. At least 2 hour recovery period after. Then you gotta take a shower to clean up the mess.

Chase is playing MLB. Throws the damn mic and runs to the toilet. Chase masker shit.

by Chase masker shit July 30, 2022

Miki Masturbara

A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.

Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Hater Masturbator

A person that hates and masturbates. They are a loser that is easily jealous and envious of people better than them. They will never amount to anything and never had. Nobody likes them and they always do envy attacks that fail. They are background characters and are useless. They have mental and anger issues, and get mad very easily.

That Hater Masturbator is hating on the best person ever!

by HJJ I November 2, 2023

The Munter Mash

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See Muntville Mafia, Minger Zoo and Club Munterville. Inspired by the popular song 'Monster Mash' by Pickett and Capizzi.

I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For the munters, from their slabs, began to rise. And suddenly to my surprise, they did the mash. They did The Munter Mash.

by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008