Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024

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Growl-ma

Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).

Phil: Bro I think I have growl-ma.
Doc: Nope, your appendix exploded.
Phil: k.

by Gracie isn’t my name. October 25, 2022

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Ma brudda ma mon

Your best friend!

- You are ma brudda ma mon
- jaka broda kurwa?

by Dziadziadzia February 22, 2021

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Tannir Ma

Someone who is blessed and is usually associated with the phrase "Aw, bless". She can be found with a group of followers who are usually trying to impress her to gain her approval.

Person1 : Whos that?
Person2 : I think thats Tannir Ma
Person1: Aw bless

by #TannirMaGang November 28, 2020

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