Lesbian 

A Non-man (woman/nonbinary person ) loving Non-man

Adel: hey what is a lesbian im kinda confused
Sophie: A lesbian is a non man loving a non man

Lesbian by Maylady_ October 31, 2021

Lesbanim 

A middle aged man that is having a midlife crisis for drag

"uncle Pete's a Lesbanim"

Lesbanim by C-lad October 31, 2021

Lesbian Virus 

a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.

if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.

p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE

Lesbian Virus by buggaMan420 January 26, 2022

Lesbian 

Non-men who love non-men

Hi! I am a lesbian. My favorite artist is girl in red, and you cannot turn me straight!

Lesbian by *intense jazz hands* April 18, 2022

Lesbian 

Lesbian is when non-men love non-men!

guy:have you seen Danielle?
she's so cute!
other guy:dude, shes a lesbian, not cool.

Lesbian by tansyyie June 6, 2022

glitter lesbian 

a woman attracted to other women with the follow characteristics:
*flamboyant to excess
*a fan of glam bands: david bowie, lady gaga, and freddie mercury
*a gay man in a lesbian's body
*hot
*feminine as fuck

Dude: Wait, she likes girls?
Dude 2: Yes. Despite her limp wrists, push up bra, kesha makeup and sun dress, she still likes to lick vaginas.
Dude: what a glitter lesbian

glitter lesbian by DaGlitterLesbian September 12, 2011

atomic lesbian

A woman so homosexual that she radiates a field of lesbianism, affecting everyone in a three mile radius.

She was like a fucking atomic lesbian, man! I was like six blocks away with my girlfriend, and she left me for some puss

atomic lesbian by lesbianlooker 696969xxx September 13, 2014