by gh0811sn September 26, 2022
Get the lock awardmug. A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.
Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the hate lockmug. 1) She can't club with you guys this Friday, she's on "geek lock," she's got the A.P. soon.
2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."
2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."
by Xianna Blue January 27, 2017
Get the geek lockmug. A lock is a guy that always tries hard to be cool, and he's a doppleganger. He thinks he's in the cool group but no one likes him.
by rookie cookie October 26, 2015
Get the Lockmug. by icantthinkofapseudo_ymhfvbldsf March 29, 2019
Get the CAPS LOCKmug. LIS also known as Locked-In Syndrome is a common disease where "quirky" and not always intelligent Generation Alpha children have every muscle in their body stop working and can only blink and look up and down. This includes but is not limited to: 3rd graders, 4th graders, 5th graders/ and select 6th graders.
person: "Timmy said his friend was, "locked in" yesterday, hah!"
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.
by Thank God Im Not Gen Alpha April 8, 2024
Get the Locked-In Syndromemug. Literally a program that kidnaps minors and changes them just to win a world cup, and its orchestrated by a probably deadbeat dad, Ego Jinpachi. To make it worse its livestreamed
by Sompersonwholikesanime June 22, 2025
Get the Blue lock Programmug.