R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

A left handed hand job

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!

by Chris Miller March 22, 2023

Noah Allan Johnson

Generosity

Integrity

Loyalty

Devotion

Loving

Kindness

Sincerity

Self-control

Peacefulness

Faithfulness

Patience

Determination

Persistence

Adventurous

Fairness

Cooperation

Tolerance

Optimism

Spirituality

Noah Allan Johnson Is COOL!

by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020

johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023

Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.

Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.

by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018

josie johnson

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet with her charming smile to her beautiful blue eyes and outgoing and to die for personality. She is the girl you could absolutely wish for.

I cant wait to meet my Josie Johnson

by RNKILLER June 2, 2017

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023