by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022
Get the Blond Jesus mug.The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).
"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
Get the banana Jesus mug.A very short person who never brushes there hair and has a serious anger problem and thinks me big brain
by Big brain man February 17, 2022
Get the jesus gomez mug.America's so-called "leader". In reality, just another bible-beater too stupid to spell his own name.
by Sarah Buckeye-Hoosier August 19, 2006
Get the Jesus Bush mug.A raving madman whose martyrdom brought forth Christianity, a deranged death cult, which, horrifically, is still observed in Western civilization to this day.
Pray to Jesus Christ for salvation or you will die and descend to the bowels of hell where you will be engulfed in eternal hellfire and tortured by demons!
by BennyC June 14, 2007
Get the jesus christ mug.1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.
Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews
by fuckingfuckerfuck September 10, 2006
Get the jews for jesus mug.An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.
by Lilgurl July 20, 2010
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