James Harden

Star basketball player for the Houston Rockets. Also known as the guy in the NBA with that outrageous beard. Until this dude can play defense and lead the Rockets to a championship, he'll never be on the same level as Hakeem's greatness and never on the same level as Yao's wisdom.

I could trust James Harden when the ball is in his hand. Can't say the same thing when he's on the other end of the court.

by jc4493 September 1, 2020

Lebron James

A fag who sucks dick to get a head in life

Lebron James sucked David Stern's dick to win 2 finals and 4 mvps.

by FucktheKing June 15, 2014

James Stone

A male, usually age 40 - 50, who is extremely frail, obsessed with tennis, listens to Whitney Houston, and enjoys being penetrated anally. Most often, a James Stone will try his hardest to appear straight and be "one of the guys". However, this is just an act, as a James Stone can usually be caught checking out men's asses at parties, work, or on the tennis court.

Dude, I was at this party last night, and some weirdo was wearing tennis shorts, listening to Whitney Houston on his iPod, and checking out my friend's ass. He must be a James Stone.

by Yambay September 18, 2014

LEBRON JAMES

A MAN WHO DUNKS ON EVERYONE

THERE GOES LEBRON JAMES DRIBBLING UP THE COURT OOOOOO

by ironwolf1912 May 22, 2016

James Charles

The act of seducing straight guys to think that they’re gay to take advantage of them sexually

Person 1: Johnny I think he just James Charlesed you.
Person 2: Damn I didn’t see it coming.

by Smartie247 May 15, 2019

King James

A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.

"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.

"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"

by Ed83 December 7, 2006

James King

To be "James King'd" is a verb.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.

ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.

Girl- Oh my God!
Boy- What?
Girl- I've just been James King'd!
Boy- By who?
Girl-JAMES KING!

by kaitlyn (= December 9, 2008