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Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson
That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar
by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025
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Davy Jackson

Absolute wet wipe, loves to rim 86 year old men
by Abbbagsvd February 1, 2020
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King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021
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Jackson

A very smart and tactical gamer, who loves to simp on 12 year olds good at SoT and Vietnam victim amputees
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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JACKSON

Jacksons are people that have really cool older brothers but dont appreciate them. They are also people that have hair that can go throught a storm and come out looking the exact same.
TO be used in a sentence like this, oh jackson over there
by MOCHIMANISGOD January 5, 2023
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jackson

jackson is the cutest most precocious boy in the world. his love for music and singing makes him who he is and has the voice of an angel. your relationship with jackson will never be perfect, as he was some problems and insecurities. but if you stick around help be worth every second of you time. his smile lights up the room along with his bubbly and bright personality. jackson gives the best advice is always there when you need him. if you have a jackson in your life...never let him get away. i love you.
I'll always love you, Jackson.
by areyouwonderingwhothisis? February 9, 2021
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Jackson

This is a man that is packing dick and has balls the size of bowling balls maybe bigger and has mussels and will pick you up like a ragdoll.
Jackson-His dick will knock you out
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