When you claim to be an avid cyclist but nobody has ever seen you do anything more than push your bike down the road.
by Boothroid prime February 19, 2023
by ARANAR July 23, 2003
by andrewwhitegd_410 September 27, 2017
When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.
"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"
by Beatbit February 24, 2017
claiming that he had accidently fallen into a lifeboat, he did a schettino
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."
by django_reinh January 22, 2012
The act of finally defecating after a strenuous time holding in the urge to not shit your pants. Creating loud noises in the bathroom while excretion.
Guy 1: what are all those loud ass noised in the bathroom, are you okay?
Guy 2: I'm doing a sonic right now!
*Fart noises and shiting*
Guy 2: I'm doing a sonic right now!
*Fart noises and shiting*
by Solkana April 19, 2021