Hot Pocket jizz

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket

Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!

by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013

Just Jizz January

The opposite of No Nut November where you have to jizz at least 2 times per day for the entire month.

They opposite of no nut November is just jizz January

by Noah Fleischman November 6, 2020

noodle jizz game

One man needs lots of foreskin. Two men dock tip to tip and the man with the large foreskin wraps it over the other man's dick and then proceeds to jack off which jacks off both dicks at once. It's like the noodle game you played in the pool where you blow as hard as you can to get the water to go into the other person's mouth except now it's with jizz and you win if you can either over power their cum or beat them to it.

Noah and I played the noodle jizz game last night but he won and I got so full!

by Kool kids klub leader January 10, 2017

slo jizz fizz

A slo jizz fizz is that lazy piece of cum that pops out when you’re bent over putting your socks back on.

Lisa drank every drop of my cum, down to the slo jizz fizz.

by AceMan10 October 11, 2017

Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021

Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021

post-jizz fatigue

The immense feeling of tiredness that follows ejaculating, whether masturbation or sex. The reason why many men masturbate in bed so they can fall asleep easier.

Last night i couldn't fall asleep, so i jacked off and the post-jizz fatigue helped me fall asleep right away.

by bob mcgee jr July 15, 2011