im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

by nanometer defeater November 27, 2023

im trying to aliven’t

Snowman over fire

Person- What are you doing?

Snowman (while over a fire)- im trying to aliven’t

by BugEPB May 20, 2023

im getting tricky with a riffle

When its all too much and youre mum says you need to get an earwax

Gabriel the angel was im getting tricky with a riffle

by Valaciousgal March 26, 2022

im drove

When one is so droven to a status in which they post pics of themselves in a car on instagram with the caption, "I'm driven"

Hey chad im drove rn with all this success dripping from me

by Sydios May 1, 2019

im sharp

When you are agreeing with someone basically just another way to say “i’m hip”

“ayo mcdonald’s fried the best around”
“im sharp”

by alistaaass February 7, 2022

im not, you are dumb

Its a girl named Whitney who does not know the lyrics to 'thank u, next'

she is dumb because of this and calls others dumb in the process

Whitney: " I'm not dumb that's how the song goes"
others:" no... Im not, you are dumb"

by Oursoggychicken04 November 18, 2018

im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024