Hipster (TL:DR version)

1.) A person who tries too hard to not try hard, and will willfully disdain that which is popular not because of it's inherent good or bad, but simply because a good number of people like said subject.
"Adventure Time is some adult kid shit, fuck off with it. BTW, check out my photos I took with my vintage Nikon." -Hipster (TL:DR version)
by Labialikeamantaray February 27, 2014
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Hipsterical

Adj. When an hipster goes hysterical. Or someone who goes hysterical in a hipster way. Or a hipster who goes hipster while being hysterical. Blend the things and ... da-daaaan you've got an hipsterical person
"Stop yelling you hipsterical beatch! I'm trying to forget..."
"Who?"
"Your existence, now gtfo"
by Impooldead April 12, 2016
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hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.
"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun
by park_chop October 27, 2015
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post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.
by Surlkone March 07, 2016
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Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.
Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.
by philomela March 14, 2015
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hipster roadie

Someone who rides a road bike wearing board shorts and flip flops.
Oh look, Jamie thinks he’s hipster roadie. If only he hadn’t admitted to owning the road bike in the first place. He’s no longer a pure MTBr.
by EGS007 January 29, 2023
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Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.
I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.
by Robbo75 May 13, 2015
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