hard lemonade

Semen. Purely and simply, semen.

"Yea, i sucked him off and drank his hard lemonade."

by LeilaJonssonBiotch December 29, 2007

hard rock

another term for an erection or boner.

Fundo: Hey girl, I got a hard rock.
Girl: You own a cafe?!
Fundo: Yeah. Come get some coffee, bitch!

by authOOr June 27, 2006

hard barstow

the coolest person in recorded history; sent back in time to teach you how to be cool and keep it moving

I want to be like Hard Barstow when I grow up. He is so cool. All of the chicks dig him.

by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

Hard bods

Coins with a monetary value. Nickels, pennies, quarters, dimes, foreign coins, etc. "Hard" currency.

I got so many hard bods to use at the vending machine today.

by turtlehunter April 16, 2010

hard bage

non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)

i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft

time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?

got me lots of hard bage

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

hard-ow

being so horny and having such a big erection that it feels like its gonna explode. Especially painful while wearing pants cause it gets bent out of shape.

Oh Baby, you're givin me a hard-OW!!! Damnit! Stop makin me so horny! Im wearing skinny jeans......oh well, take it off girl!

by lamblikerockets September 7, 2010

Apple Hard

When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.

My new iPad just came, and I am Apple Hard right now!

by FBRPonline June 3, 2011