hammer

an extremely large penis

Wow he’s got a fat hammer!!

by hammer man May 11, 2019

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

hammer down

Phrase to be uttered after ripping a whole team as Reinhardt in Overwatch

Hammer Down, bitches

by subhum4n April 8, 2022

hammers

to give recognition to a person for crafting something of a high standard.

"Hammers to John for building that solid skate ramp."

by lisasimpson May 27, 2013

Prego-hammered

The pseudo-tipsy feeling a pregnant woman achieves when drinking non-alcoholic beer.

Getting prego-hammered tonight on Budweiser Zero while solving some Wheel of Fortune puzzles with my husband!

by BRTomo January 13, 2021

Hammers

Basically saying someone is fit/good looking

He is proper hammers him

by TheGC24 February 8, 2024

hammer heading

the act of a male wearing a strap on(during a three some) attached to his buttox and thrusting his pelvis in a back and fort motion in order to simultaneously penetrate both females at once

I was with jordan and marlee and we got horny so I began hammer heading and all sexual tensions were relieved.

by hammerheadsharkdtx April 28, 2020