I was on my connection flight from Munich with globalShit and the plane crashed faster than I finished with your mom last night.
by laceboyo May 4, 2021
Get the globalShit mug.Gloomping refers to traveling with a group of friends in the middle of the night in vehicles and following random strangers in their cars in order to scare them as a prank. No harm is ever intended whilst gloomping. Gloomping can take place in many forms. The key to a successful gloomping session is the setup. Some examples of a good setup might be:
Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.
If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.
Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.
Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.
If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.
Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.
Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
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Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
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Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
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Vagina: Yeah, cause you gave me repeated beatings and I had to spit all over you.
(This situation created wet glove)
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by ty187 August 6, 2006
Get the wet glove mug.A very rough hand job; one where there is no lubrication, and the up-and-down motion and rubbing causes intense friction. Like the traditional 'indian sunburn' on one's arm, the iron glove provides a similar burning feeling. Can be used as both an adjective and a verb.
1) Dan limped around on Saturday, because he received an iron glove from Sarah the night before.
2) Tim: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Carmen last night.
Stan: I did dude, but I totally regret it...that bitch was so bad at handling dick- she iron gloved me.
Tim: Oh man...I'm sorry. I'll get you some ice.
2) Tim: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Carmen last night.
Stan: I did dude, but I totally regret it...that bitch was so bad at handling dick- she iron gloved me.
Tim: Oh man...I'm sorry. I'll get you some ice.
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