I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area

Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"

by lindyloohs April 06, 2006

sticking his foot in his mouth

To regret saying something harmful, insulting, or stupid to someone

Kyle : How is John doing?
Sarah: He has been dead for 5 years now
(Kyle is sticking his foot in his mouth) not literally

by SlickNick6497 November 19, 2013

it smells like big-foots dick

an expression used to say something smells awful

"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.

by luwis December 15, 2008

thirty odd foot of grunt

An almost other-wordly assault on the ears of all humanity.

Thiry Odd Foot of Grunt. Why, dear God, oh why?

by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek August 24, 2003

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

i'm gonna eat your foot

A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.

May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."

To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.

I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!

by Grandma's Fury January 25, 2017

six foot asian guy

A man who does not exist. It will never exist. Unless you are in a dream. So good luck to all the ladies.

Girl-Senpai: I want to marry a six foot Asian guy.

Guy: You will never find him.

by SenpaiPimp July 30, 2018