Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable status, giving them deep, personal information that all of their facebook friends can see. It's quite cheesy.
Some Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
by fishoil October 24, 2009
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by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009
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A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.
She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017
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Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
by milf86 August 13, 2010
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form of face time.
form of face time.
by madelinefersure December 25, 2008
Get the facebook time mug.1.The creepiest way to talk to someone on facebook.
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
by shaamantha April 27, 2009
Get the Facebook Im mug.facebook duet is when two or more friends on facebook take turns writing verses/lyrics to a song on someone's wall.
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
Correctly Done Example -
Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!
Incorrectly Done Example:
Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!
Incorrectly Done Example:
Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
by HeartSleeves June 22, 2009
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