Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

red cabin fever

a desire to never leave your sexual dome

for the first time in 5 years found my red cabin fever.

by SWgalore November 06, 2023

Bengay Fever

The raging surge libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDS amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.

“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”

by SalvyZ March 07, 2020

fever reliever

Male homosexual orgasm after a late night of drinking/clubbing.

It was 3am and Nate needed his fever reliever that Dennis was teasing him with all night.

by Gaiboi March 30, 2016

Fefe fever

When you're so madly, deeply and completely in love with felicity

Bro I met her on cg and since then I'm crazy about her. It's like I've FeFe Fever.

by Justahopelessguy April 24, 2020

cat gey fever

when your cat has the big gay and it can get spread to you when you come in contact with it.

watch out your cat may have the cat gey fever.

by cats R cool March 27, 2018

broke fever

when you break up with your bf/gf because they’re gold diggers, and you become anxious about how much money you WASTED on them.

hey bro! i think i got broke fever keep me company.. 🙁

by _fxckedfeels_ November 02, 2019