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fake shitter

when a person pertend to shit
he is so constipated he pretends to shit like a fake shitter
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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Fake Weeb

Fake Weebs Usually do this Say random anime phrases like "SAUSSKEEE, NARUTOOOOO" Randomly naruto run. Possibly even do the. "Oh, You're Approaching me instead of running away your walking straight to me."
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Dude 1: Yo this weeb got some manga from the school library right?
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
by 6th Grader Teacher October 1, 2021
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Potty Fake

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.
"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
by Hemispherium December 17, 2012
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fake cold

A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.
'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'
by Bonneromics December 30, 2012
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Wake and Fake

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".
Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh
by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012
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fake-bullying

Fabricating scenarios or making up incidents to look like you are being physically, psychologically or cyber bullied. Noun or verb. self-bully, bullying, fake, made up, cyberbullying, bully, harass, torment, self-esteem, make fun of, fight, pick on, malign, celebrity, attention-seeking, narcissistic, narcissist, fame whore, fake bully, fake-bully, fake bullying, Jussie Smollett
John is always complaining about fake-bullying incidents at school. He says someone is harassing him all the time. All made up!
by joecoolthefool March 13, 2019
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fake hues

coloring added to hide the true or real color.
The movie used fake hues to make a scene filmed in Wyoming appear to be on Mars.
by smjgJsbjgsm December 13, 2018
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