death turtle

A turtle with the capabilities to kill you by simply crossing the street if you happen to look at it.

"Bro did you just see that Death Turtle?!"
"It's been good." *cries*

by deathturtle666 August 26, 2016

death whisper

A horrific release of bowel vapor that makes no sound as it escapes.
A silent, but violent fart.

Bobby screamed in fear, "Teresa, oh god, what is that smell?" Teresa ran out of the room, leaving only her death whisper behind.

by redinva August 3, 2016

Death Vallied

When you've been in a relationship for years and suddenly stop having sex.

Girl my husband and I haven't had sex in over a year, I've been death vallied and it sucks.

by DeannaMC June 16, 2016

party deathed

To party so hard you die, typically used when forced by others to party.

I can't go to college out of state for fear of being party deathed by a frat.

by LA77 January 18, 2017

Work Death

A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.

"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"

by Robthegreat November 10, 2021

death by felix

When you keep spamming bot commands in mml and Felix goes to your house to kill you..

"oh wow why did pappo died"
"he spammed the -define command and suffered death by felix"

by Felix_Bird15 September 19, 2021

The bust of death

Right before busting a nut call a family member's name and see if you can finish before they enter your room.

The bust of death

by SainoBalls September 22, 2021