closetrush

a person of the g,l,b,t. comunity that has grown tired of liveing in the closet and decide to come out like gang busters and thay try to make up for loast or wasted time.theese are usuially in thare late twentys or older.and have the additude of i dont want to wate and get to know someone first couse life is just too short, i want an instant relationship now.i derived this terlm from:just out of the closet and in a big rush.talk to one of theese guys for 10 minuts and thay are suddenly in love with you.

my buddy joe is suffering from closetrush,i wish he would slow down and take it a bit more easy before he winds up broken hearted or in love with a phycopath from hell,or worce yet gets that special little non disposeable gift that keeps on giveing.

by andy puckett April 5, 2008

closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

Close Panda

1. Close to something.
2. Awesome; very cool or amazing.
3. Very strange.

"That is so Close Panda!"

by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009

close2100

End of the century

What will YOU be doing at closWhat will YOU be doing at close2100?e2100?

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

Close Parker

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.

2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.

1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.

2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.

by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010

Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".

Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 15, 2009

Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.

You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.

by Quart-a-Milk April 2, 2010