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Rustic Chop

When a man puts his penis in a poppy butthole or a bloody vagina, removes it, and then proceeds to whack the other person with his blood-covered or poop-covered penis, usually on the butt cheeks or the clitoris.
He was really in the mood last night, and when I told him I was on my period he said “perfect, let me give you a rustic chop”
by Samples2138 November 15, 2023
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Chopped Man Epidemic

This era of time some women refer to as the “Chopped Man Epidemic”, essentially the shortage of good looking men.
Girl 1- I haven’t seen a good looking man in weeks.
Girl 2- Yeah, we’re really in a chopped man epidemic.
by TziTziDatGuyGuy June 26, 2025
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brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.
I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard
by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018
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Sour Chops

A word used in Wicklow Town to describe someone who is in a bad mood or giving negative vibes.
by Naye January 2, 2009
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Chop

Known as the art of downing a selected beverage as quick as possible (normally a pint of beer). Mainly known around University’s.

Other words include, chops, chopper and chopping
Oi, that pint over there, chop it! No mate, I’ve had enou- CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!
by Susanpurb(call me sue) November 15, 2020
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Chopped jeans

When something that is regularly bad has a rare connivence where it is good.
Bro my chipotle today was chopped jeans
by Gummy5 June 16, 2022
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Military chop

A military chop is a bad haircut offered to military at a very low price usually less the 15. You can most often find the military chop on coast highway in oceanside. The barbers tht work at these shops have no talent and work ethic and cant get a job and be successful at a barbershop we’re you have to be good to work there. There is usually no interview required to check talent and skill cutting hair. Barbers most likely use drugs such as meth and weed and drink on the job.
Hey that barbers has a star-trek helmet on cutting hair and the management is ok with tht? What a military chop that haircut is. only on coast highway will you see tht.
by Kingheroin July 24, 2022
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