Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby July 16, 2013

Chode Walker

a person wider then they are tall

look at that fat guy over there! hes a fuckin chode walker!

by jmzisabeast February 16, 2009

chode-over

A sleepover in which only the basement is used, and most of the conversations include sexual terms.

Yeah dude, last night was a total chode-over.

by dubsJ March 31, 2010

Chode-e

A mythological chinese figure that uses his choad to skeet on American girls by the name of Sara.

Sara was telling me that some asian guy with a chode skeeted on her. I told her is mut have been Chode-e

by kingstonsauce February 28, 2007

chode harness

A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.

honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.

by big baller 696969 August 14, 2009

pizza chode

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza

"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Chode Hoagie

A term used to describe someone who is so dumb that they do not possess the common sense to leave a bad situation.

Just like a chode is located between the genitals and the asshole.

You are such a chode hoagie, dude!

by Suicidoll7 November 03, 2010