Chode Walker

a person wider then they are tall

look at that fat guy over there! hes a fuckin chode walker!

by jmzisabeast February 15, 2009

Chode Alligator

A dood or Chick who is a bit rough while providing a BJer.

Timmy was alarmed to find that Sammy was a Chode Alligator in one of their moon light sessions.

by Dirt E Bird September 30, 2014

Chode Candle

When a match is inserted into a man's urethra

Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out

by Chodecandle March 27, 2015

chode mongler

someone who is extremely addicted to chodes, they even go to therapy for it

Richard-Jenna you are such a chode mongler!
Jenna- I know!!*cries*

by scrub dog millionare January 20, 2016

chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

pizza chode

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza

"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby August 26, 2013