chocolate helmet

A chocolate helmet occurs when a penis tip enters a soils anus, and when removed is covered in feces.

I popped my penis in her ass and had a chocolate helmet when I removed it.

by Mushy mellow November 18, 2018

chocolate chitters

Big nipples on a female that resemble large vegan chocolate chips

Damn girl you got chocolate chitters on you

by Divinelight April 11, 2021

chocolate kisser

When a girl shits on a guy's chest and then pats it down with her pussy lips

I did the chocolate kisser!

by Kdog37 December 30, 2014

chocolate turtle

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.

1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

Chocolate Device

A solution made from various offensive materials. Commonly used materials would be fecal matter of different animals, rotted or molding produce, rancid dairy, garbage of all sorts, warm urine, etc. Materials should concentrate on disturbing the sense of smell although sight, feel and for the bold very few taste. Items used are not specific and many forms of the chocolate device can be made. The only requirement is it must be brown in color at end result. It is preferred to bury the finished solution in an air tight container so it may ferment a minimum of a months time. The chocolate device was created in 1991 by random events. Uses for chocolate device may contain but are not limited to tricking people into smelling it directly, leaving in a persons room or car, making traps so it may cover an individual etc.

Hey did you see when jimmy covered sally with that chocolate device!

yeah man she reeked for weeks!

by MR_FELIX April 10, 2011

Chocolate Tip

The definition of putting feces and sweetcorn on the tip of the penis, then anally penetrating a woman whilst mashing it into her ass.

I totally just pulled a Chocolate Tip on Stacy bro!

by SparkFrosted November 7, 2020

Chocolate Eclair

When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.

Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.

by xX_Smiggles_Xx November 25, 2019