Cailin

Cailin is an amazing person

She will change your life fir the better, and is overall a great role model

She'll always be there for you and won't judge you for any bad things you've done in your past

Cailin truly is a keeper

"Hey, who's that?"
"Thats Cailin! She's so amazing! I wish I was friends with her..."

by ~Why'd I Make This?~ January 18, 2021

Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝

Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?

by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021

Cali Fixer Upper

Adj. A woman who inflates her "self-worth" while bringing little to nothing to the table.

Yo dawg be careful dating that woman, she's a Cali Fixer Upper.

by Fleppard April 18, 2021

Cali Edrington

The hottes and coolest person to ever walk the earth

I’ll never be as awesome and as talented as Cali Edrington, I’m so sad.

by Lupinsfacescars May 20, 2021

Calibash

When a group of people go hunting for California transplants to vandalize their property. Due to a growing tension from Red States being "Californicated" in recent times.

Often the incidents are posted online and referred to as "Calibashing" which is likely an allusion to "Gay bashing" although the former likely wouldn't be considered a hate crime. So far the attacks have not been physically violent to persons, only property. Usually tomatoes, eggs, toilet paper, broken tail lights, keyed cars, etc. It seems to be a Right-Wing / American equivalent to the Left-Wing / UK "milk-shake" activism that was used on people like Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage.

Cali Guy 1: "Dude, those obnoxious Right Wingers threw Tomatoes at my car because I haven't changed my Cali license plates yet and I left the Bernie sticker on!"

Cali Guy 2: "Oh man, you're a victim of Calibashing. Maybe those dumb rednecks wouldn't hate you if they looked up which states give the most GDP to the country!"

Cali Guy 1: "Yeah, if only they knew how to use a computer."

by Captain William Smith May 26, 2021

Calcium Sauce

Another Word For Milk

Calcium Sauce Makes Your Boes Strong Kids!

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 2, 2021

Calibilly

A Calibilly is a California hillbilly. Change the Ford-F150 pulling a stump to a Toyota Tacoma pulling a jet ski and you're looking at a Calibilly.

Bakersfield is no place for non-binaries; it's a Calibilly town.

by anonymous July 18, 2021