Canada

America-lite

Hey I am from Canada

You mean American lite

by SlimTheA October 29, 2020

Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

by DA-U February 4, 2010

Canada

I’m so sorry eh

Canadian: doesn’t do anything
Canadian: I’m so sorry eh
CANADA

by Whahoha December 23, 2021

Take me to Canada

Please make sweet love to me.

My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy

by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024

canada's history

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.

Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.

by sicksega February 5, 2010

Canada

Dear post number 6 on the word Canada,

You forgot
"My name is Joe and I am Canadian!"

Canada is amazing

by Amazing person you don't know March 13, 2020

Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."

That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010