A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.
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Get the christmas cow mug.It's the most wonderful time of the year. It signifies time of when baby Jesus came into our world. People tend to decorate their houses with blow up characters which light up at night. Some also like to decorate their car with reindeer antlers so the car kinda looks like a reindeer... but not so much that you think "oh my there's a reindeer on the road!"
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
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Get the christmas mug.1. When the company or employer you work for, doesn't provide an annual Christmas party and an employee(s) throw it instead. "Unconventional" meaning you're invited and can invite your friends, family, co-workers, etc. and your friends can invite their friends, family, co-workers, etc. For some people, their jobs do not have Christmas parties anymore, or they are never asked to one, this remedies the lack of festive celebrations.
The general rule of thumb for attendance, once you are invited, you can invite anyone and then they can invite anyone. Someone should invite you before just showing up. Note: Everyone should pitch in similar to a potluck or a globally set amount to pay for a venue and food.
2. A Christmas Party hosted by anyone but the employer, primarily for their fellow employees. This Christmas party can include, but not limited to, their friends, families, significant other's co-workers and their friends and family.
The general rule of thumb for attendance, once you are invited, you can invite anyone and then they can invite anyone. Someone should invite you before just showing up. Note: Everyone should pitch in similar to a potluck or a globally set amount to pay for a venue and food.
2. A Christmas Party hosted by anyone but the employer, primarily for their fellow employees. This Christmas party can include, but not limited to, their friends, families, significant other's co-workers and their friends and family.
John: Hey, my job can't afford to pay insurance to throw another Christmas party. Let's have our own "Unconventional Christmas Party!"
Jane: I'll try not to all go to jail for inappropriate behavior this time!
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Mark: Jannet just invited me to an "Unconventional Christmas Party."
Carol: What about your companies Christmas Party?
Mark: I'm skipping it because it's going to be lame! Nothing but upper management bragging about their year-end bonuses.
Jane: I'll try not to all go to jail for inappropriate behavior this time!
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Mark: Jannet just invited me to an "Unconventional Christmas Party."
Carol: What about your companies Christmas Party?
Mark: I'm skipping it because it's going to be lame! Nothing but upper management bragging about their year-end bonuses.
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Person 1:"My dear fellow would you like to adjourn to my abode for a Kenyan Christmas?"
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."
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Get the kenyan christmas mug.When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)
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When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)
MANDY=MD-MA
Person 1: You got Mandy
Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?
Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas
Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?
Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas
Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
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