christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass
by Gd9870 December 12, 2018
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Christmas Threw Up

"Christmas Threw Up" describes that ONE YARD in every neighborhood that has to go overboard with the Christmas decorations. It literally looks like Christmas threw up in their yard.
Hannah looked out her front window at the neighbor's yard across the street. "It looks like Christmas threw up in their yard", she thought.
by Julesheart January 10, 2024
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Putting Christmas Away

The act of cleaning up all Christmas decorations because the season is over.
on December 26th I started PUTTING CHRISTMAS AWAY, and I put up NEW YEARS!
by alexh.77. January 03, 2011
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put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree
put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree
by christmas geek November 12, 2020
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Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
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After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.
My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.
by Katie Marie Bell January 03, 2012
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Christmas Fuck

listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick
I had a great Christmas Fuck last night
by Hdowbs December 03, 2022
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