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Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids
Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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CEK (Childe’s E-kittens)

CEK is a server full of homophobic and transphobic people on Discord. This server is known for hating on neopronouns as well as autistic people.
A: “Hey I heard you were in CEK (Childe’s E-kittens).”
B: “Yeah man it was a questionable experience. The members were really disrespectful about my vamp/vampself pronouns. I was also called a r-word by Irl seebling.”
by childescat April 23, 2024
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Letterman's Child

A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.
Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"
by BlueberryBear May 25, 2016
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Child

A person below 20 Y/O
"Officer, I didnt know the child was 3!"
by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022
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Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard
Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt
by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016
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Child Lock

A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.
tony: Ari get the fuck back in the car

Ari: oh god im sooooooo sorry

child lock
by pornsucks June 6, 2019
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