(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
by Snyper Michaelson February 05, 2010
A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
by RedPanda0112358 February 05, 2010
by missingyes February 05, 2010
A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
by hisdudeguy February 05, 2010
Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.
by nochinadoll February 05, 2010
As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 05, 2010
When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
by jimyMcjimjim February 05, 2010