Skip to main content

Smutty Buddy

A smutty buddy is a friend that you treat like shit but still get along with really well.
Rob: Driving Golf Cart, notices Beebo hanging of the side laughing and having a good time, and snatches the wheel to the left flinging Beebo through the air just to smash into the pavement...Rob laughs uncontrollably. When he realizes his friend is laughing too he proclaims "ahhh That's my little smutty buddy. "
by SRTurbo A.K.A. Rob September 26, 2005
mugGet the Smutty Buddymug.

Hiya Buddy

What annoying and most likely disturbed people say to greet other people
Annoying disturbed person: Hiya buddy!
Guy: ...fag
by Hiya Buddy October 4, 2011
mugGet the Hiya Buddymug.

Druggie Buddy

(noun) Two insane lil azn girls who are druggie buddiez for life and will own a future whore house, they like to spaz. Midol is their friend. Mejor Amigas!
"omg i want to smoke with u, b my druggie buddy hoe!"
by DruggieBuddy February 4, 2004
mugGet the Druggie Buddymug.

nutty buddy

When you eat tons of corn for dinner and the next morning your crap has it
all in there and it looks like a chocolate bar with nuts in it....ewwww
I must of had corn on the cobb last night because my toilet was filled with
nutty buddies this morning....
by John C Crapper October 15, 2003
mugGet the nutty buddymug.

My buddy

Coolong or any type of asian tea with a strong aroma.
My coolong, My coolong where ever i go, the TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA go.
by Don Juan June 15, 2004
mugGet the My buddymug.

buddy ball

A way of calling someone, your sex partner that is a man
He is my buddy ball.
by Ya Boi Larry king June 11, 2017
mugGet the buddy ballmug.

Brocade Buddies

Friends who love to do qigong together. Especially the baduanjin, which in Chineese means '8 Silky Brocades'. This is one of the most wonderful qigong stretches and Hec Hanley and Beatrice Middleton often do it together. Brocade buddies often do qigong for hours, never stopping to speak. So if you love the healing martial arts, get a bunch a of your Brocade Buddies together and do the 8 Silky Brocades. You will feel silky!
Bryant: Hey Hec, let's do some qigong! After all, we are Brocade Buddies.

Hec: You got that right. The baduanjin, the 8 Silky Stretches. (he starts doing them)

Bryant: Easy now, you don't want too much fire. This is meant to heal, not hurt.

Hec: Yes. (he does Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Hawk) Now, that felt good. This is crazy fun!

Bryant: Now, let's do Angry Gaze. (he squats into the horse stance and punches at Hec's stomach) There, think Angry Tiger!

Hec: Good one, my poor heart! These brocades really work. Hooooooooooo (the heart healing sound).

Bryant: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

Hec: Its okay. Now, those are great exercises, huh? But now I need a Hanley Freeze. You want one?

Bryant: Sure! How about a chi massage, too? That'll perk you up.

Hec: (starts rubbing on Bryant) Easy now. We're Brocade Buddies! Now, this is going to be good. Don't hurt yourself.

Bryant: Xie xie! (means 'thank you' in Chineese) That was one great workout. I feel silky now! Brocade Buddies forever! High wu! ('five', in Chineese)
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 21, 2011
mugGet the Brocade Buddiesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email