Bug Bed

A bed full of bugs, especially bedbugs.

Wiley: Damn, my arm itches so bad right now. That hotel I was in last night had bedbugs and I didn’t realize until the morning!

Erin: You SLEPT in a bug bed? I’m so sorry but also that’s disgusting. I’ll talk to you out here but you can’t come inside until I know you won’t bring bugs into my house.

by Forgettable Name July 4, 2024

Bed

Heaven

My bed is my heaven

by 1+1=3_nice January 9, 2020

hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.

Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.

by BurningMedic August 21, 2020

bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.

What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*

by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019

Bed Town

Where all your dreams come true.

Dude Tommy be hittin up in bed town bro

by Muffin_Lord November 22, 2011

bed rotting

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up

person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’

by signed- yours truly, the whale August 1, 2024

Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.

Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.

by Pointman411 February 26, 2023