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Austimino

A word used to describe someone who is really dumb and ABSOLUTELY stupid, but does not relate to mental illness.
ugh i’m so austimino today

bruh quit being austimino
by JdPham07 January 7, 2020
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Jane Austen

A great female author who was born 1775. She has many obbsessed fans, unlike Twilight fans, these fans actually apreciate good litature. She writes a lot about family, mostly females. Some of her works include Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, and Northanger Abbey.

English teachers have taken everything good out of this work and expect students to have the same missperceptions about the books as they do, thus making them despised by the mass of High Schoolers.
*Sarah sitting in the coroner innocently reading Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen*

Twilight Fan: oooo Bella read that book! It must be good!

Sarah: Well while Stephanie Meyer makes her painful novel pass as literature by mentioning this book, some people actually read it. Bella is a shallow, unrealistic fictional character while all of Austen's characters and more life like than me!

Twilight Fan: Whaaaaattttt (said with much air)

Sarah: My point you illiterate imbecile!
by Austinet May 19, 2009
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auston

amazing guy that you will love nomatter what he does
ahh auston always makes me feel better :)
by brokenheart01 June 15, 2010
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Auston

A mysterious epic guy who is extremely good at video games and has a nice smile

The cooler form of the name "Austin"

The guy you wish you were like but aren't

A great Troll and undefeatable
GreatGmaezLps: Why is he trolling me so hard?

SkittleGamer9: He's just an Auston
by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013
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abstinence only education

A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.
Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman
by kmuto December 25, 2008
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abstinince

if you seriously think this is how you spell abstinence, you probably already have a baby
im a hick and can't spell fairly easy words
by Wet Bagels McGee April 21, 2005
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emotional abstinence

a self-protective series of behaviors intended to protect male egos from emotional involvement that could otherwise cause trauma, drama, or stress.
Billy likes Amy from class, but his emotional abstinence prevents him from being hurt by the fact that Amy has a boyfriend.
by Jason C. M. Buckley January 8, 2008
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