Hardened asshole

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff

bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.

by hot tea June 3, 2016

shalow asshole

A guy who only cares about himself

"I don't mean to sound like a shalow asshole but I'm really good at football."

by LiL Toxic November 29, 2018

american asshole

the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!

jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!

by Smeethy November 16, 2020

Bleached Asshole

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes

Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole

by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022

asshole growl

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.

I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.

by jimmybomm October 5, 2020

break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

by Light Joker November 3, 2004

dumb asshole

The user MaltLiquor on the IGN boards.

Man, did you hear about MaltLiquor? What and asshole!

by Conker-Crazed12 July 27, 2004