I want to pluck hairs off your toes with my lips until I have enough to make a hair ball, and then I’ll do it again, and again, until I can stack them on top of eachother and make a hairman.
by this is definitellly a joke October 30, 2025
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“i love you more and most my love ❤️”
by saltysunz January 11, 2024
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I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
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I guess you don’t like me
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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