A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012
Get the Pubic Awesomemug. by YourBroThatsAGirl October 19, 2021
Get the Awesomenessmug. When a trans person dates someone of another gender, that's hetero-awesome!
Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man: My husband and I took home the hottest Non Binary person ever last night!
Friend: Wow, I didn't realize you guys were hetero-awesome!
Friend: Wow, I didn't realize you guys were hetero-awesome!
by WeirdLover May 11, 2025
Get the Hetero-Awesomemug. Sunder_storm, or Sunder for short. Seeing as there is no visual dictionary. Sunder_storm is the definition of awesome and has the final say on who is or isn't awesome and their appropriate level of awesomeness or lack thereof.
by Divine_Beast March 8, 2022
Get the Awesomemug. When something is extremely good!!
by sothispersonexists February 1, 2024
Get the Awesome saucemug. When being awesome isn't quite good enough.....going above and beyond the usual awesomeness. Raising the bar. No explanation needed.
Getting a pat on the back for doing a good job is awesome but getting a raise because of doing a good job is higher than awesome.
by Ancient Chinese Secret August 7, 2018
Get the higher than awesomemug. 