Asshole/Dick

Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick
by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019
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crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.
Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.
by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017
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asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.
Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio
by TheWhiteBowser October 12, 2016
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adequate asshole

Ad·e·quate Ass·hol
/ˈadikwit/ /ˈasˌhōl/
- Noun

-The male version of Basic Bitch-

self-centered male who lacks the mental capacity to carry a decent conversation without talking about sports, cars or workout.
Benedict is such an adequate asshole, all he talked about was himself for fifteen minutes.
by Hack my Jack July 09, 2014
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Jims Asshole

"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."
"Jims Asshole"
by ragingbunghole December 06, 2011
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break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)
I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.
by Light Joker November 04, 2004
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dumb asshole

The user MaltLiquor on the IGN boards.
Man, did you hear about MaltLiquor? What and asshole!
by Conker-Crazed12 July 28, 2004
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