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Little asshole

a term that describes a young male under the age of eighteen; they tend to be defiant to rules setforeth by their parents, techers, adults, or legal guardians; parents tend to use this phrase when their kid is being a bitch
"Mason you little asshole"
"Carter you fucking asshole"
by Martyfscld November 20, 2016
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Hardened asshole

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff
bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.
by hot tea June 3, 2016
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american asshole

the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!
jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!
by Smeethy November 16, 2020
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shalow asshole

A guy who only cares about himself
"I don't mean to sound like a shalow asshole but I'm really good at football."
by LiL Toxic November 29, 2018
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Asshole/Dick

Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick
by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019
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break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)
I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.
by Light Joker November 3, 2004
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dumb asshole

The user MaltLiquor on the IGN boards.
Man, did you hear about MaltLiquor? What and asshole!
by Conker-Crazed12 July 27, 2004
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