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by Not zombie February 08, 2024
The stinky nazi zombies is a rare species of diarrhea poo poo. When the poopie slips out of your ass you encounter a big stinky zombie coming out of your toilet. Ones its out you will be swarmed in a big fluet of diarrhea stinkies and it will drown you.
Now how you can survive!!!
you need to fart your way out of your house and then go to the nearest graveyard and make a stinky on a grave. Ones you have done that you will summon the pissy poopoo that will consume the stinky nazi zombie.
Now how you can survive!!!
you need to fart your way out of your house and then go to the nearest graveyard and make a stinky on a grave. Ones you have done that you will summon the pissy poopoo that will consume the stinky nazi zombie.
by azeorb March 16, 2023
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014
Dude#1: Hey I was scrolling down my news feed for hours last night.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.
by Snell0007 November 20, 2015
The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.
Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.
******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.
******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!
Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!
Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.
by Cmail08 April 04, 2010
Zombie bait is a term for those in zombie shows, video games, movies etc. who are unlikely to survive due to one limiting characteristic or another that makes their chances of survival slim. Usually they're the ones who end up dying pretty early on in the storyline, leaving others who are more suited to survive. Seeing as how they aren't particularly useful to a survivor party, they are called bait because their lack of usefulness is their greatest strength: when they end up getting devoured by zombies their screams end up attracting zombies to the feast allowing other survivors to escape or flank the zombies in order to grab supplies.
Example 1: the fat guy who dies at the beginning of zombieland
Example 2: someone who has no survival or combat skills whatsoever and is unable to adapt, having only survived this long because they've surrounded themselves with others who do
Example 3: Shane used Otis as zombie bait, shooting him in the leg and stealing his supplies, making his escape while the zombies focused all their attention on eating Otis
Example 2: someone who has no survival or combat skills whatsoever and is unable to adapt, having only survived this long because they've surrounded themselves with others who do
Example 3: Shane used Otis as zombie bait, shooting him in the leg and stealing his supplies, making his escape while the zombies focused all their attention on eating Otis
by Suckmytoes_77 August 09, 2024
One of the most annoying zombies in Plants vs. Zombies 2. It is encountered in Big Wave Beach at levels 17 and beyond, and throws octopi onto plants. The octopi can be removed by being attacked by plants. If you shovel a plant before the octopus lands on it, you will make it waste its attack. It has the Hardened toughness and the Creeper speed. Plants such as Dartichoke are good counters to Octopus Zombie, as it prioritizes it over other zombies.
by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 31, 2023