Zombie

A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.

This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.

by fixo March 6, 2019

Zombie Mat

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.

No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.

by Cring=oops March 23, 2020

Zombied

When you’re dating someone that works graveyard shift.

She got zombied by that guy on works night shift!

by SwagB9k January 22, 2020

Zombie

Modern day 16 to 25 year-olds working long hours at dead end jobs for minimum wage trying to make ends meet.

You are a Zombie, you poor soul, bless your little cotton socks.

by Clap Them Alien Cheeks September 29, 2019

Sadistic Zombies

Ha! Totally bro! I said that earlier didn't I?

Hym "Sadistic Zombies! But it's not just the Republicans. Look at me! I'm like Wolverine from Marvel Zombies, right? Where he gets locked I the basement and eaten perpetual. Used as a replenishing food source. Only to find out later that is they would have abstained from eating the hunger would have went away. Ha! Heheheh... *Sigh* Good times..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

Zombied

When an ex messages you out of nowhere asking for money, a hookup or a place to crash.

I got Zombied last night by my ex Karen. She wanted a booty call

by Direwolf May 7, 2023

zombie froth

The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.

You need to wipe grandma's chin. Ever since her stroke it stays covered in zombie froth.

by resrexmun July 2, 2012