hair patty

Another name for a hairy vagina.

Damn I was about to go down on this girl last night and she had a hair patty.

by xxxoxoxoxx November 14, 2017

hair boy

That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.

Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.

He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.

"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."

"Oh, that's Dylan."

"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."

"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."

"He kind of needs a trim."

"Don't count on it."

by hairstuff November 27, 2011

Ramen Hair

Ramen hair is exactly what it sounds like. It is simply someone’s hair that looks like ramen!

Julia has ramen hair omg!

by buttahbitch May 7, 2018

Hair pinned

When someone wears a hair pin on there hat to represent that they smoke marijuana. Hair pins are often used to clean pieces and help roll.

That kid in the red hat is hair pinned.

by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015

Jealous Hair

A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag

"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"

by KFin September 23, 2007

hair house

The intimate space created by a woman's long hair. When a man is lying on his back and the woman is sitting on him, kissing him, and her long hair falls in such a way as to block out everything except their two faces.

When Jeremy is inside Tracey's hair house, it's like nothing else in the world exists.

by TakeMeAnywhere March 5, 2011

Scubic Hair

On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.

Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."

Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"

Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."

Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"

Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."

by PassiveSavage November 27, 2012