Alabama Fire Extinguisher 

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

Alabama Fire Extinguisher by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

GEICO fire extinguisher 

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

GEICO fire extinguisher by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

Guantanamo Ass Eating 

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

Guantanamo Ass Eating by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin 

Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025

arjonosaurus fire extinguisher 

the act of ejaculating at a females pubic hair then setting it on fire, then putting it out with your semen.

me and my friend got bored so we did the most flabbergasting supercalifragilisticexpialidocious arjonosaurus fire extinguisher in our whole life

arjonosaurus fire extinguisher by arjonosaurus August 27, 2025

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

last place at a turd eating contest by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

There are kids in Africa eating leather soup

When children are starving in Africa

"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

There are kids in Africa eating leather soup by awyouknow July 20, 2022