Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

fuck it it's sophomore year

The year of high school that is just there. You are not a freshman anymore, but you are not an upper class men yet. Because sophomore year is pointless and just simply does not count for anything, just fuck it. Fuck shit up like there is no tomorrow because it does not count and nothing matters. It's like a free year in high school where you can just do whatever you want.

Person #1: Hey wanna get fucked up tonight
Person #2: It's a Tuesday night
Person #3: Fuck it it's sophomore year

by your fav high schooler October 22, 2017

fuck bitches by the pound

To fuck a total # of bitches to were at the end of the year you hit your total pussy pound number.

I have 467892 fuck bitches by the pound this year.

by Wtf420 April 2, 2017

double couple fuck

Two couples having sex at the same time in the same room.

Bruh let's have a double couple fuck!
What's that?
You'll see ;)

by Saltiest catch June 17, 2017

Fireman Fuck Foot

When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.

Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.

by hotstepper82 July 2, 2017

fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017

Texas multi fuck

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.

I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....

by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018