Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

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Malick Man

They are very loyal handsome men with huge prick.

omg look it's a malick man.

by big coco malick man November 23, 2021

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The Loduhans bore this man in the 21st century. He holds a great amount of strength and is known to always be 10 minutes late when giving u a ride. He is an avid fan of Monsieur Bùck Gardner, and The Bowhunt or Die inc. All in all, this man is one to watch out for as a contender in the upcoming years.

Hey did u see that megabum man episode yesterday.

No I don’t waste my time on stupid shit like that.
Hey man megabum man is the greatest show of all time.
Ok pal.

by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022

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Man-U

Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.

-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.

-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.

by sukadog May 13, 2011

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Michigan Man

A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.

Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.

This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.

by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025

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