Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears

Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...

by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

Dirty Dowsing Rod

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.

1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.

by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015

Dirty War Helmet

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

dirty trap rag

dirty trap rag used for cooling down pipes for crank hard or lighters these rags range from dirty socks to dish clothes and can stink quite substantially because they are most commonly found in trap houses

bro pass me that dirty trap rag my pipe is too hot

by widdifeels August 9, 2021

Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark

A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

Dirty Knot Rocket

An advanced version of the rusty trombone in which in addition to the partner performing the rim job a second partner performs fellatio.

Did you hear Donny got a Dirty Knot Rocket from these two chicks af the Slayer concert?

by RustyKnotRocket January 3, 2019

dirty mcgee

When a man ejaculates in a girl's ass and some else licks it out

Gil fucked lexi in the ass and came in it then some other dirty whore licked it out, man i wish i was there, i would have loved to see that dirty mcgee taking place.

by OoLexioO July 5, 2006