A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.
Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!
by aromabinger June 11, 2024
Short lived docu-series about the Mac N’ Cheese Man that peaked in relevance mid quarantine (2020). Sadly the man himself has fell to a crippling meth addiction and resides in Fresno, CA.
“Yo, remember that Mac N’ Cheese Man series back in quarantine?”
“LMAO. Remember when he called to his wise Jewish uncle for advice in the forest?”
“LMAO. Remember when he called to his wise Jewish uncle for advice in the forest?”
by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022
Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco October 27, 2015
by plshalp September 15, 2023
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A peacock or peacock man, is a very flamboyant and extravagant yet heterosexual men.
They dress in very flashy, colorful, designer style clothing, and are generally more well-kept than the average man.
Similar to the male peacock bird, this way of dress and lifestyle is sometimes done to attract the opposite sex, as peacock men are usually players and in direct competition with other men for potential mates. As a result, they need a way to stand out through expensive, maximalist clothing, a highly extroverted, ego driven personality, and articulate way of speech that attracts women of a similar lifestyle.
*Just like any other subculture, it's not only a way of dress but a different state of mind.
They dress in very flashy, colorful, designer style clothing, and are generally more well-kept than the average man.
Similar to the male peacock bird, this way of dress and lifestyle is sometimes done to attract the opposite sex, as peacock men are usually players and in direct competition with other men for potential mates. As a result, they need a way to stand out through expensive, maximalist clothing, a highly extroverted, ego driven personality, and articulate way of speech that attracts women of a similar lifestyle.
*Just like any other subculture, it's not only a way of dress but a different state of mind.
"Wow, when David's in the room all eyes are on him. The men, the women, everybody can't get enough of this guy!"
"He's a peacock man, those dudes manage to swoon almost anyone into liking them and doing what they want for them."
"He's a peacock man, those dudes manage to swoon almost anyone into liking them and doing what they want for them."
by Afro-Chan September 26, 2023
(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
by Raizkii April 15, 2025