the problem is that people want me to speak at a certain pitch and I will not

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the problem is that people want me to speak at a certain pitch and I will not

by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

But I still ran a marathon though

But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"

Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

i forgor

i forgor

ur mom:where is ur mom
me:i forgor 💀

by i forgir December 14, 2021

Am I cool...?

No ur not. Stupid dipsh!t.

"Hey mom, Am I cool...?"
"No ur not, Johnny. Now clean your room"

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny

1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

by Sarcastic_mummy June 11, 2022

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025